Funny Picture Thread

i had the same problem in talmberg. i knocked them out but didnt kill them b4 i looted everything they had. like dude i thought there supposed to respawn there gear. but no those talmberg guards were naked my whole damn play through. like i was watching endgame cut scenes with naked guards in them lolol. it never ever re-geared the guards lol. i thought i was a bug or something .

@lordtyrion Per WH QA about a month ago: undressed guards should get redressed following day

ok cool, so im not crazy lol its good to know. next time ill just stealth kill them and save the poor guards all the embarrassment lol


Don’t really know how to caption this!??

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Henry hadn’t yet perfected Lipizanner dressage. it would talke a couple more centuries of cross breeding to close the hole in the back

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The proctology exam got a little too in depth. It made the horse a little jumpy.

Bohemian Centaur!

Runt’s body can finally put its feet up and enjoy (after)life!

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I knew I should kill this devils whore!

She doesn´t want to sleep with him even in the after life…

Eh… Mr. Innkeeper, can you stop turning yourself into a Leprechaun and show me my room?

So I was just having fun killing everybody everywhere, when suddenly Timmy was live again, went mental and kill the villager before me… any idea? (why the zombie didn´t want to kill his murder? Well… he was dumb before dying…)

It took me “a few shots” to kill that SWINE(!), but I did it :blush: Great spot for sniper, bad sniper :slight_smile:

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Erm…this must be a new position.

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Maybe a bit hard to see but I gave this deer a clean headshot. It needed a secon one to bring it down. Fortunately the deer didn´t move a bit after the first one :smiley:

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You made a unicorn deer lol

i woulda totally let the deer live after seeing that arrow lol…

I think that is some sort of Easter egg? lol

Starry night (clear skies) and rain. Hard to tell unless you zoom in.


Theresa has had better days

Ungodly glare - Talmberg-Rovna path, starry night, no torch, orange-red glare on water

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A bridge that didn’t render… until after pic taken (2-3 secs later)


Preparing for siege … Rattay style

They did tell me that the women in Sasau were easy, but this is too much!

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/movebody
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Err…I don’t swing that way, old man!