still looks like a 9/10 crazy bitch
im gone for one night at a football match just one night im gone and come back and you’re all arguing who would win out of a fight between a space marine and a fucking piece of toast .
jesus Christ guys get your shit together 
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Life is odd sometimes it presents us with several challenges.
Imagine one day your sitting there relieving your bowels, you go to wipe and despite your best efforts you get the poo finger.
With savage aggression and Obsessive compulsive rage you wash your hands over and over but dear god the smell still remains so you wash one more time for good measure.
You go about your day trying to think not of the horrible event you have just undergone.
After just enough time to purge your mind, you decide its time to eat mmmmhhmmm Sandwiches for lunch.
you lift a glorious (enter Favorite sandwich here) up to your mouth, slowly digesting the experience with your eyes your mouth waters in anticipation and then it hits you…despite your best efforts and damn near peeling a layer of flesh from the bone the smell hits you, THE POO FINGER!
Lunch ruined again.
Yeah sometimes Life is like that.
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What about the 10 kasrkins vs 100 SAS or 1 space marine vs 100 SAS? Also what did you think of American sniper?
lol
the SAS would win on all occasions . no question 
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What I only found out when I wrote to the support. horrible
Now i’ve lost 29,99€.
I think this was the prize for the betraying of KCD
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How? Bullets wouldn’t do anything to space marines or kasrkins armor. They would probably laugh as the SAS fired all their ammunition at them. Then the space marine who can run 60 kilometeres an hour would smash them one by one with his power hammer or maybe his bear fists. Or he pulls his bolter out and shoots the SAS heretics with explosive artillery rounds that make a .50 cal look like a .22. The battle is over in about 2 minutes and the heretics are purged.
The Kasrkins. Well they fight Demons on a regular occasion and their guns instantly vaporize the SAS heretics.
Need i go on?
or were you joking?
the SAS would tear them new arseholes my friend .
the bigger than are the harder they fall …l…
besides , the SAS are real space marines are not
noooo than call me a spy
You cant be serious? No weapon the SAS have could even scratch the power armor or the carapace armor worn by kasrkins. The space marine would just calmly kill them one by one. If they shoot at him the bullets just bounce right off. Grenades useless any explosives they toss at him worthless. He is a solider possibly century’s old with super speed reflexes hearing sight and strength. One shot from his gun is an instant kill. If they choose to run or hide he would find. Now space marines are very tough it takes about 10 kasrkin in melee but their guns shoot plasma going the speed of light. Kasrkin fight demons orcs and other things that would easily beat any number of SAS.
Give it 40,000 years and space marines will be 
All that said i hope you’re joking.
I made this match up for the sheer purpose of seeing what your response would be.
I know it was a completely unbalanced match.
Ill just leave this here…
slow clap
wipes tear
You’re a fucking poet man. A goddamned genius. 
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What is your profile picture from?
It is an artist’s rendition of a character from a series of novels I’ve liked since I was about 12. The series is called Dragonlance and the character is a mage named Raistlin Majere.
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Oh Canada…
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but these aint just any SAS , these are SAS SPACE TROOPERS ! didnt expect that did you ! now prepare to see dead space marines mwhahahahahahha
And the toast silently waits for the silly mortals to kill each other before making the decisive move and ruling the universe.
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ahhh but first the toast must deal with …BREAD MAN !? the last remaining vessel of hope on scaved and …UNTOASTED . breadman will save all of man kind !