and fuck your new garage too
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What’s with the watermelon?
It is all staged, right?
black people are supposed to love watermelon
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It is all staged, right?
[/quote] i hope so 
either that or he is one brave fucker
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It seems a bit fake but its funny as fuck, although these ones below aren’t enjoy.
These guys get decked at least 5 times in the video 
This one is my personal favorite
although i can see why they get punched for this one.
- If someone told me “there’s a camera”, I’d make sure it’s memory card is wiped clean.
- They have police watchout towers in the city? Dafuq?
Ive never seen one of those, but from what ive gathered they are put in high crime areas as a deterrent and surveillance station i guess.
They’re put in places like Chicago, and parts of New York where it’s more dangerous to live there than it was for soldiers to fight in Afghanistan or Iraq. Police response time in these areas are usually 15-30 minutes, so i guess the towers make sense in that aspect
But stuff like that is too Dystopian for me liking.
Come on, you are making that up, right? How can a response time be that high in the middle of urban area? I understand that in case of some remote farm, but not in the city.
Not at all, it’s a huge issue for big cities like that in the U.S. Someone is killed in Chicago every hour so for the cops it’s just a routine call really.
Because the police either don’t give a fuck, or the department in many cases is very undermanned. Police stations here tend to be in the middle of the city with all the sky scrapers, high income areas which have low crime. The crime ridden ghettos tend to be in the industrial parts of the city which can be a good 25-30 minute drive from the police station.
http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/07/mike-mcdaniel/reflection-self-defense-police/
It’s really an issue for the whole country. My mother has had to call the police for what i thought was a very serious situation twice. Once when i was little, and my father was gone off god knows where, and the dog triggered the alarm by bumping the lower lock on my back door. My mom barricaded us in my bedroom and called the police saying someone was in the house.
Close to 30 fucking minutes later the police showed up.
The second time was a 3 years ago. Me my mother and sister were visiting relatives in the southern part of my state in a small town. We went out to dinner and came back late at night to my great grand mothers house. We opened the door and noticed things scattered all over and the window open with the screen off.
Of course we thought someone had broken in i grabbed a knife and went to check on my great grandma who was pretty much in a coma like state (she died a few months later) i decided to call the police before checking through the basement and they showed up close to 20 minutes later.
Their dog sniffed around and they checked and no one was to be found. Turns out one of my great grandmothers care takers had opened the windows and strong winds had blown the screen off and knocked a bunch of stuff over.
Had there been a full grown man in that house who tried to hurt us i’m not sure i would have been able to do much and the fact that police took that long to get their was an eye opener for me.
This is what you need to do with knife. It is counter-intuitive in that it goes against the sub-concussion need to put the knife between you and attacker, but it is highly effective.
In another news, I quit my job today. I’m gonna sort a few things out and see how long my way out will take, but otherwise I have some free time and quality family time ahead of me. I am especially looking forward to spend more time with grandparents, whom I could not visit much in past four years.
My last real holidays were past Christmas, so this will be fucking great. I wanted to buy €3.000 worth of guns, and I’ll spend the money on the free time instead and buy them up later.
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How did you do it ? Call them all wankers and storm out ?
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Nah, I just told the boss. We will figure details out yet. I want to be out by 15 December, otherwise I don’t really care.
Police response times good in the Czech republic?
How about pooing on the bosses desk. If i ever have to quit my job that’s the way ill go out
Oh god this is gold. 
Last time I called them they were downstairs by the main entrance before I put my pants on. But that is central Prague, it varies around country. Generally if it is something serious first patrol should be on place within ten minutes.
should only have to give a months notice .
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How about pooing on the bosses desk. If i ever have to quit my job that’s the way ill go out
[/quote] good luck getting a reference for your next job
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Hmm, maybe American response time isn’t as bad as i thought then. Although in a place like Chicago where shootings happen hourly a 15 minute response time is horrible.