Most of the things Trump will be claiming during presidency will be effectively next to impossible to disprove.
The claim that the inauguration had larger crowd than Obama’s is quite easy to disprove.
The point is to established whether he is or is not a liar (and his team).
Excuse me, no one ever claimed that. Trumps press Secretary said his inauguration was the most viewed ever, counting internet and T.V, and in person crowd size. Which it was. No one ever debated that Obamas in person crowd size was larger, the debate was weather or not the media was using misleading images to try and make Trumps crowd size seem pathetically small.
“This is the same building”.
No.
No.
“This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration. Period. Both in person and around the globe.”
Mir ist das vollkommen egal, ich schreibe Schnitzel so viel Kartoffelsalat wie ich möchte. Mögen sie Schnaps mein Fräulein? Dieser Satz ergibt keinen Sinn, ich streue ihn nur ein um den Text länger zu machen. Ich kann sogar ganze Wörter erfinden wie Gurgenburtlzus oder Rostrumbaraupo und keiner merkt etwas. Kochen für Fortgeschrittene.
Hier noch ein zweiter Absatz, nur damit es wichtiger aussieht. Viel Spaß. 
We kicked your arse twice before let’s not go for 3 
We changed tactic this time, so far nobody noticed… 
One story from my time at the army service came into my mind, and like my grandpa does, I want to share it with you, no matter if you want to read it or not (my grandpa also doesn´t give a shit if you want to hear his stories or not, he will tell it anyway.) And like him I am making a huge unnecessary introduction without getting to the point of the story.
However, our army coats had hoods, so you were able to cover up your head during rain. But the rules never mention how to do it and when, so we were introduced not to use the hood because of the lack of instructions. It was just not the way soldiers should wear their coats, and we had our hats or helmets against the rain.
However, there was Sergant Stork, and when it rains he used his hood to cover his head. And his interpretation of the rules was different. He argued, that the service administration, in all their wisdom, gave their people coats with hoods for a reason, and this reason might be snow and rain and that we should use it if we want to, because the service administration surely didn´t failed in their decision of giving us this device.
What was this the 31st special people regiment Needed instructions to correctly wear a hood
It goes under the helmet end of story ! To be fair I don’t think I ever wore a hood during my career. To much hassle . Helmet and a shemagh was a enough to cope with rain .
One that always got recruits for us was how to correctly pack a mess tin so it doesn’t rattle when you walk .
No! There are no instructions how to use it correctly, so under the helmet is not the right way to do it correctly… at least in the german army. Sergeant Stork was the only Soldier I have ever seen wearing the hood, because we were told not to use it. And why do you need a hood when you have a helmet? It is not that this helmet does have holes or something… at least they should have no holes…
And it was the 2./FmBtl 820 of the 7th Tank Division.
WHAT ! How big were your fucking hoods to go over the helmet
I agree . Trying to remember ever seeing someone wear a hood with a helmet and I can’t say I do .
It’s strange but I used to enjoy the rain .
Over the helmet is also wrong… just not wear a hood! 
Jesus Christ !
And that, folks, is why it is possible for Merkel to defend her post, no matter what the fuck happens.
This reminds me on my visit at IWA last year.
We went for a lunch with my German friend and as the place was really packed, the staff was a bit slower. I decided not to wait to clear the bill and to just leave the money on the table (including tip) and walk away.
He first had a really surprised look in his face and explained that this is not the way payment should be done in Germany.
I told him don’t worry let’s go. His face expression changed to scared and we walked away.
While I was leaving the door with him two steps behind me, he just jumped back in (hoping I will go forward and not notice) towards one of the waitresses and pointed to the table, to the money, and made sure she is OK with that.
He then apologized to me saying that it was impossible for him to just do it in the manner I wanted to.
my missus did psychology at university and i remember her actually doing a section on human obedience and she was taught that in certain cultures people are just psychologically wired to be more obedient …germany was top of the list
Did you know that you czechs ruined traffic lights for me? I don´t mean in any case… if the traffic light is green, and there is a car waiting on the line… no problem, I can walk… if the traffic light is green and there is no car… no problem, I can walk there too… if the traffic light is red and there is a car… no problem, I will wait… BUT! If the traffic light is red… and there is no car… I am in deep trouble… my inner german screams: "Don´t go, follow the rules!"
While a czech voice behind me screams: “You idiot, don´t make a fool out of you, you are waiting for no reason!” and all the time there is a red traffic light and no car… I feel an inner cringe, no matter what, if I go or not…
