The real question is if Moorish horses that poop that do not have a sword as their first weapon can betray their king and start a cross species Horse-Donkey relationship.
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You forgot to mention the head-bob, head bobbing is also crutial to anything realistic!
And horseshoe replacement.
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And tails swatting at flies. Canât forget that.
not really, since most animals have built in gyroscopic processing in their brains. itâs pretty crazy on owls
well u see poop is important to me hell i bought duke nukem just to fling poo around the bathroomâŠ
If Warhorse has the resources to spend on such a feature, sure, why not. If not, well, let them worry about the important stuff and community will take care of the manure. Iâve had fun searching for that shit.
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May be if there is some quest that we need to track some enemies in the wild, then pooping horses can be usefull in order to follow the track. If there is not this kind of mission, then I think this feature is not really mandatory.
Same for the Hunting feature, we could localize animals by finding excrement.
But I donât know how deep the dev want to go for those tracking feature.
As the map is not that big (compared to reality, 9km2 is not a big area), I even not sure that there will be any of those features
I honestly interpreted the OP as harmless humourâŠ
Just to investigate the full import of your stance, youâre happy to hack limbs off people but you would, on the whole, prefer not to deal with anything unsettling - like sex or toilet humourâŠ
Well⊠that did it. Now Iâm voting for Butt Stallion and I wasnât even playing!
@OP: Planet Explorers has you collecting manure, but itâs pretty clinical in that it just appears, complete with noxious fumesâŠ
I play games for Action. Not for sex and poo games 
initially i really meant it as not-serious, pre-alpha stress releaving topic, but i somehow forgot how âdarkâ the internets can be for others; or how the hyperbole can be taken into so many different ways, especially if someone is speaking about something we (and also other species) do a lot on daily basis, but âsmellsâ a bit
my next topic/question will probably explore a bit more regarding âaccessibilityâ of cow udders for milk production (mhmm, gopher milk!) etc.
of course all these are the most critical features that i would expect in such game (wink wink, nudge nudgeâŠ)
and one has to childishly ask - define âActionâ ?!
E.g. in a great book âHow I Won the Warâ - in one of the chapters, the main character had to defend himself and his unit from a vicious âhuman wasteâ attack!
I actualy find it a great idea since it adds the bonus fealling of really being in the medival, (It really was really dirty and stinked hard) So it adds a bit of the Roll Playing fealling if a Dung collector like in those times comes by. But a new game costs so much, i dont really think they got the extra money for implementing it at the full version. But rather i think its gona get implemented in a mod or addon.
I would be ok with it if it was like if you donât touch a key for x number of minutes (afk) then the horse might start doing some animations. I donât think real physical poop needs to be necessary but a fun animation would be amusing. Like the Perky Pup in WoW ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_mlqfODJKY ) who scratches his but on the ground and then goes back to sniff it if you stand still for to long. Also horses who are not currently mounted would do that animation whenever.
By modern standards, yesâŠand dung pollution was a sizeable problem in urban settlements - but if youâre picturing Baldric-levels of squalid exsitence youâre mistakenâŠ