Can we all just take a moment to recognize the kiosk trader, in Uzhitz? A man who takes his role as an NPC with flawless pizzaz?
Who can forget lines like:
“Who’s brave enough to try horseradish hotter than a burning torch?”
Or “these onions will make you weep like a baby but wait until you get them in your mouth!”
And my personal favorite “myyyyy, would you take a look at these melons! Wouldn’t they make a fine treat?!”
10/10 buddy. 10/10
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I really like that trader.
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You can actually hear the voice actor crack up at the end of the onions line 
One of the best and most unique aspects of KCD
Miller Peshek, Ulrich, this vendor, etc
Welll thats an easy one in my book. The bath house whores are my favorite. Where else can you walk up to a woman with a bucket of tide in your hand, a bulge in your pants and still get a welcoming smile!
Move over sexy old herb women with bane lipstick…
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Father Godwin
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The first time I heard him say " look at those melons" I actually looked around to see who he was referring too.
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Haha same for me