Chest Hair Wanted

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I have a shit ton of chest hair. Making the main character a hairy beast will make the two of us so relateable it would be scary.

Donā€™t you think that youā€™re a bit late to the party? :stuck_out_tongue:

Why just stop at alterable chest hair and moustacheā€™s why cant we have full on facial hair growth that we need to mould and style to our liking throughout the length of the game?
Iā€™m thinking full on Wolverine sideburns and facial hair growth along with a mod-able length for overall body hair!

Stretch goal 1.5 million. Dynamic facial hair growth.
Remember to shave. Optional quest: Shave before you go see your lord in the castle.

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Hahaā€¦ thanks for the laugh :smiley:

But you knowā€¦ it sounds actually interesting!

Optional quest failed: Shave your beard. (Again)
Quest failed: Put on gamberson and helmet (and everything else)
New quest: Walk of shame

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i want it just be a selecting option.

I can just imagine the effect on chest hair by tress-fx, maybe they will be comparing videos of blazing chest hairs like the ponytail of Lara in latest Tomb Raider. Look at the magnificent realistic chest hairs made possible by Tress-Fx! /sarcasm off.
Sorry I just find it really funny. I had a teacher once who had such an abundant body hair that it was overflowing his high-necked sweater. I found it extremely disgusting.

Do you know that not everyone has a hairy body, nor he is a gorilla? Actually there are people who have beards but not much chest/body hair.
As for your suggestion to have chest hair in the game (but maybe not on the main character) - it is logical and realistic. I back you up.

Like in all seriousnessā€¦ however trivial this seemsā€¦ it would be cool.

I know, it sounds funny. And some of you donā€™t have chest hair, so you wonā€™t miss it. But I do (and my girlfriend would). I donā€™t like seeing a town full of hairless and shaved men like in a fashion show. Itā€™s simply not realistic.

@LordCrash: You wonā€™t see pubic hair, but armpit hair should be visible some times.

All kinds of hair should be customizableā€¦beard, chest hair, arm hair and othersā€¦Iā€™m particularly hairy and would love to make a character like me!

Now that itā€™s on the table Iā€™m afraid the protagonist looks a little too smooth. Well I donā€™t want to put his likeness on my bedroom wall but yeahā€¦ maybe I would if he had some chest hair! :smiley:

Seriously, excuse the clichĆ© but I always figured east europeans to be more of the gruff, hairy type. Iā€™m of prussian decent and I know I have my good share of fur.

yes, glorious beards and chest hair fluttering in the wind @_@

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Made realistic by TressFx! (/bursts out laughing)

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Give that man some chest-hair, dammit! I want to feel like a manly man!

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