Could anyone provide a clear version of the Stretch Goals list?

The list on the Kickstarter website is very blurred. I can barely read those little words, especially those words that were covered by those big fat red “ACHIEVED”.

There is none. Only Warhorse themselves could help you out. :wink:

There you go:

You can click on it, then click again for full size. Which seems bigger than on kickstarter page.

Really need a store to get this moving… :smiley:

1,300,000 - Adele voiceover for Dog Companion singing snippets of her greatest hits.
1,500,000 - Random plague outbreaks with suppurating boils and hacking coughs.

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ehhhhhh…Yea, the other parts are better and bigger, BUT those “Achieved” are still covering some words! So frustrating! :wink:

You can still get the idea.

Whose voiceover? I don’t need any pop music in a medieval-ish game… If that was a joke, I obviously didn’t get it. And then it was a bad one… =/

Should we go with the Anthony Hopkins, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman combo? Would be something.

"Never mind I’ll find, an owner like yooooouououo-ooououo,
I wish nothing but the best, for you tooooooooo.
Don’t forget me, I beg,
I remember you said, ‘ahhh gawd Fido, why d’you make so much poo?’ "

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I’d love to hear the voice of Mads Mikkelsen, to be honest. That unnerving cold and calculating voice would be perfect for a KC: D big baddie.

Anthony Hopkins too. In fact, anyone who played Hannibal.