So I was just searched by a guard, my stats were all high enough to have him not search me, but I had nothing stolen on me so I just let him do it. He said “What the fuck, all these things are stolen.” and then something about taking my “stolen” stuff from me, but my inventory was exactly the same afterwards (because obviously nothing was really stolen).
Tl;dr: They accuse you of stealing when you don’t have stolen stuff and say they’re taking it but they don’t take really take anything. So bugged interaction.