I m feeling a bad, bad knight: i don’t like much swords and i prefer halberds and maces. Must i cut my hair and do penance, kneeling for a whole week in a chuch?
Nah. There is just something inherently satisfying about the noise and feel of a squish when you bash someone’s skull in with a mace.
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Indeed. I like this sound like a watemelon falling from above and crushing in the street…