There I was, minding my own business travelling horseback from Sasau through the woods when suddenly I hear from the brush a bandit. Not sure what he said but I galloped forward to dismount. I fronted this foul foe as he came running at me and shouted “Come back here you lilly liver”. As I drew my sword I was confounded.
As I introduced this poor wretch to cold steel via the throat I wondered how such a forest bumpkin could happen across such a saying as it was not used until about 1605.
I wiped the blood off my sword on his poor shoddy garments and realised this poor dead bloke must of invented it. Shame I had to kill him.
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Well It is a simulation, not an exact representation
If you watch Metatron and Shadversity on you tube. They point out the not era correct items in the game…
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He was ahead of his time, that’s all. He still had to die.