Once upon a time there was a man named Henry… One day Henry was on a quest, twas a quest of heroes! The mystical “Lost Sword” of Peasantsbane no less! Said sword was rumored to be amongst Leshek’s legendary hidden treasures…
Henry searched far and wide until he came upon and little village called Samopesch… but alas when Henry found Leshek there, he was just sat there in Samopesch, mounted on his horse… his horse named Ser Kleptoclops… Henry tried to talk to Leshek many times, but Leshek just looked down to Henry again and again, quickly and in a disturbing way… Henry went to the tavern to rest for the night…
“He’s bloody been there for three days now!” Henry thought to himself… another two days later, Henry imagined he attacked Leshek to get him off the horse, which worked! Leshek wasn’t up for conversation after that however… and neither was he in death… Luckily that was all in Henry’s mind and Leshek was still sat there on his horse when Henry opened his eyes…
Tis believed that even now, in the year 2016, Leshek is still sat there on his now skeletal horse Ser Kleptoclops… and Henry’s body lies there having succumbed to starvation while waiting to talk to Leshek after he dismounts his horse…
The End.
