you read it correctly sir 
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tell me about it , feels as if my mum has fucked everyone under 10 in america
ohh boy have you opened a can of worms . may myself a native of these fine islands enquire into why you have chosen to spell the word “mum” incorrectly by using an “O” where under no circumstances does it belong sir !
please explain to the jury of disgusted Englishmen why you have committed such an act .
MEN HAVE BEEN HUNG FOR LESS SIR !
They taught me to spell it with O and not U
where ! who ! 
how dare they !
now write it again and again until you learn
mum
mum
mum
mum
Well, if his mother was doing to him what he has suggested until the age of 12, teaching him wrong spelling may be dismissed as a minor issue, don’t you think?
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In my school they taught us to spell it that way 
It is helpful to your 12 year old to learn how to spell correctly “a dirty harlot doing who-knows-what while decent folks are asleep” - if not for other reasons, then at least to impress her classmates. And when you get invited to the principal’s office for a discreet conversation about your daughters reading habits, at least you will know where it came from: Prague, Warhorse, Hellboy
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British person- “Hey lets shorten mother to mum.”
American person- “But Mother has an o in it not a U so why not shorten it to mom”…
British person- “America is fat”
we created the god damn language you baboons . we say how shit is spelt .
what school ! traitors ! thought we got rid of you people in 1776 !
It seems as though one of our American English teachers has snuck past your guards and is corrupting the minds of your youth. Haha! Soon we’ll have ALL British speaking like us Americans! Get ready for words like: Mom, flashlight, buddy, French fries, dude, gasoline, and freeway!
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to the defences !!
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a wise man once said american english is the purest form of evolution.
we improve the language while others are only interested in preserving archaic traditions and nonsensical practices.
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“INIT BLOOD ! .”
yep you did beautifully
Nobody ever said evolution was going to be pretty. I think calling it an “improvement” on the other hand seems to be an unsupported opinion. I respect the fact that my “American” language is a disturbed mutation spawned from the desire to be anything but its original form. Haha! On a side note: Sorry OP for going way off topic in the past few posts! :\
America, where they hate the letter U. 
I put Traditional English first then Modern English (i.e. British then American)
Mum/Mom
Honour/Honor
Neighbour/Neighbor
Colour/Color
Flavour/Flavor
Harbour/Harbor
Humour/Humor
Rumour/Rumor
America, why do you hate the letter U?
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I think that traditional reply to this question is: “Because, fuck U, that’s why!”
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Actually the language was created by the Anglo Saxons who were from Germany. So technically speaking neither of us speak “true” English.
We took it out of behavior too. And some lower I.Q. people took the U out of “you”. I subconsciously add the U in many of those words but the “auto-correct” changes the spelling back to the non-U version. I always want to spell behavior as ‘behaviour’. (my phone put a red line under the latter to tell me I spelled it incorrectly) haha