for a second there i thought that was going to take a strange twist and turn into your nan getting drunk and showing you hers 
If that happened i would have shot myself. 
ohh please . do us a favour
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Ahahahaha lol.
Im sitting in the room I lost my virginity in the exact spot my bed was all those years ago.
I honestly I have very hazy memory of my first time, not only was I taking prescription drugs (Zoloft shit turned me into an automaton) but my GF at the time got pregnant from that experience.
Which lead to her getting an abortion and me being incapable of mentally processing it (mixture of prescription drug psychosis and utter fear of what was going on) so needless to say I don’t clearly remember that chapter of my life so well.
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There was also Vegas. The first time i went i was 9. My mom thought the strip was a good place for kids so we started walking down it. You couldn’t even see the side walk from the amount porn on the streets. So my mother tied my hoodie around my eyes so i couldn’t see jack shit.
After that we went to the Treasure island show. Turns out it was just a bunch of sluts pole dancing, so we went back to the hotel.
Hahaha yeah the first time I saw one was when my friend (female) raided her stepdads closet and gave them out to the neighborhood boys.
Growing up in Mobile home park was certainly a unique experience.
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i loved high school . so many slags
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but my GF at the time got pregnant from that experience.
[/quote] your pull out game was weak
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Which lead to her getting an abortion and me being incapable of mentally processing it (mixture of prescription drug psychosis and utter fear of what was going on) so needless to say I don’t clearly remember that chapter of my life so well.
[/quote] i remember it well . the girl had a face like slapped arse and i think she took near enough every boys virginity i know from school
the first time i saw one was when i was nine and i was at my friends birthday party, and we found his dads porn mags, and they weren yplayboy they were full on clear penetration.
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it was the most beautiful day of my life
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when was this ? last week ?
ahhhhhh yea niggas …
Well lets do simple math. 18-9= 9 9 years ago.
Check your privilege shit lord.
I lost my virginity, drank alcohol, and smoked cannabis all for the first time when I was 17 all in about a 6month period.
I was a “goody two shoes” Mormon boy, then my world perception was blown open.
Condoms and birth control man, my pullout game was most certainly weak.
I won’t ever forget the girl but the experience is hazy and mixed with multiple events.
She wasn’t obese but thick (farmers daughter type) Half white half Mexican girl, caramel skin and green hazel eyes.
That blowjob face man.
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i will murder you while you masturbate
Proof this mother fuckers been watching us.
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its a race my friends a race!
Well… Yeah. I kinda already said I do. Before I ever made my first comment I read all posts from #3000 onwards .
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