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its a race my friends a race! a race to the finish line!

someone been telling porky pies :slight_smile:

sometimes i watch video playbacks of myself masturbating

Blame Madras. He said anyone under 20 can’t have a valid argument. I had to fake my age, to bring that fucker down. :smile:

and remember how good it felt

and then i get a deep sense of depression and a feeling of worthlessness

i was 15 when i lost my virginity . although to this day i have NEVER touched drugs , not even a bit of weed . never interested me , ive been hot boxed etc plenty of times but never felt the need to do it myself.

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and i go and drink a half bottle of cough syrup and star at the sky for 7 hours

but friends, its a race, its a race

Don’t pretend that this doesn’t start your engine.

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tut tut tut :slight_smile: i knew you was bullshitting me when you said 20 anyway i always thought you was about 18/19.

so tell me how much minge are you getting on a monthly basis . at 18 i was knee deep in clunge most Friday nights .

Were you popular or a loser like the rest of us in High school? :smile:

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huge fucking difference dude, massive, biblical even.

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i was a popular kid at school . i was one of them dick heads :stuck_out_tongue:

so you were the guy i framed for selling cocaine

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and then went to donnies and ate paperwork

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no i was the kid that would come along and boot your ball as far away as i possibly could while all the thick blonde girls giggled behind me :slight_smile: . no genuinely that was my school life right there

I’m either on the computer all day talking to you asshats, or trying to kill rabbits, what the fuck do you think ? :smile:

Was a dickhead? Was? 'Ya sure that is the right word there?

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surly your not still a virgin ? ohh jesus christ . get a fucking brass or something . ill even pay for you