#9509

praying a bailiff pulls this line somewhere in the world tonight :slight_smile:

“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Santa”

“Santa who?”

“Santander… We’re repossessing your house because you haven’t paid the mortgage”.

FYI: santander is a bank in the UK

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#9510

Merry Christmas eve fuckers.

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#9511

respect to this guy

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#9512

Looked interesting until I learned its going to be a free to play game, who the fuck wants to fund a game that will be released to everyone for free on release! (also has an obvious pay to win model)

Also the higher the tiers for funding the less overall rewards you receive.

Excellent Idea fucking dreadful execution.

RELEASE THE MOBILE VERSION FIRS0,T REALLY!? HOW MUCH CRACK YOU THINK THEY SMOKING?

#9513

AHAHAHAHAHA Oh jesus didn’t catch this when I first posted (re-read the campaign after the devs responded to my youtube comment).

Spend $149 get the game and 9 other “perks”. Spend $9,999 get your face in the game, and special in game armor but not a CD key for PC (dunno why its included as reward anyway its gonna be Free to play) or any other perks.

[quote]Why crowdfunding and what we want to do

We know a lot of people are annoyed of the games created to squeeze all the money of players. This is the reason why we want to avoid the attracting of investment companies which could dictate their rules. [/quote]

So your making a free to play game with unique armor and bonuses that can be earned or paid for with real money hmmmm…sounds legit.

AND THIS SHIT KILLS ME, these are the stretch goals.

Mind you they claim this is to be a HMB simulator with a focus on realism but realistic damage is a stretch goal and not even the first!

Smells like a money grab, looks like a money grab…

#9514

There is a reason why Jeff Cooper called it the best handgun ever made.

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#9515

merry Christmas you bunch of cunts :slight_smile:

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#9516

So I thought I’d give the K-bar an outing today , and carved the turkey with it :slight_smile:

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#9517

the left wing are going insane ! the queen has committed the biggest crime ever ! she has worn a fur coat ! :slight_smile:

these people need to get a life for fuck sake

animal rights group PETA said"How can Queen Elizabeth not yet have learned what’s right and wrong and abandoned fur, the product of immense suffering.

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#9518

Merry Christmas jackass. :smile:

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#9519

Well gents, i have a hard decision ahead of me. I have to choose between purchasing a new graphics card, or getting a firearm. I would use the graphics card everyday and I’m in dire need of a new one, but a gun is a gun.

I can’t fucking decide.

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#9520

PETA sued the government in my state a few years back, because some of their members hit a deer while driving through the national park, and of course the deer died. PETA said the park should have been keeping the populations low to avoid accidents like that, but then at the same time they bitch when they allow hunters to cull them.

They’re just mentally ill morons with too much spare time.

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#9521

Easy answer , work hard and get both :slight_smile:

Personally I’d say get the graphics card first then work hard and save hard for the gun and you will appriciate it all the more

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#9522

Shit I say get the gun first rob a store and buy a graphics card.

If I have learned anything from the media whites are invisible to the negroe hunters they call “Police”.

Shit you could get away with murder! Also if you shoot a Black teen His whole community will hit the streets in parade where they destroy shit that effects no one other then the people they are pissed off over.

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#9523

Happy I don’t give a fuck about your religion, politics, or overall ideological bullshit that hampers the progress of human consciousness evolution dayI

You celebrate this day by saying “Fuck you and your safe space I hope you cry you little bitch”.

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#9524

Cmon, i typed a freaking five paragraph essay on why it’s impossible for me to have a job right now. Literally all of my time is taken up being the family taxi, and school. :smile:

#9525

lifes hard get over it . Until you stop moaning about your current situation and work towards an ideal situation you will continue to be a little bitch :slight_smile:

Get motivated :slight_smile: you have plenty of time to play games , you have plenty of time to make money !

Work hard , fuck spare time and you will get both

#9526

I’m not complaining, I’m just being realistic and stating facts.

I have time to play games on weekends, and at night on the weekdays i don’t have a car at nights, because my mother has a second job teaching. So if i wanted a job i would have to walk like 10 miles in the dark across some fields to get there.

There is just not any time for me to get a job at the moment, i could get one in the summer, but that’s really it.

#9527

in the words of will smith

“Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity. Why would you be realistic? What’s the point of being realistic? I’m going to do it. It’s done. It’s already done. The second I decide it’s done, it’s already done.”

[quote=“SirWarriant, post:9526, topic:21032”]
I have time to play games on weekends, and at night on the weekdays i don’t have a car at nights, because my mother has a second job teaching. So if i wanted a job i would have to walk like 10 miles in the dark across some fields to get there.
[/quote] get a weekend job . get an online job . WORK WITH YOUR MUM ! (in the same place or near her )

walk the ten miles , hell run it , kill two birds with one stone , the only obstacles stopping you are your shitty arse excuses .

do free lance writing , write articles about conspiracy theories , look at alex jones ! he has made thousands off brainwashing his followers and selling them his version of world events !

everyone loves that against the system rubbish ! sell it !

#9528

Well, the main issue is time, i do not have time to get an online job, I’m already having to bust my ass to graduate on time. I cannot get a job at my mom’s work, because she teaches a collage class. As for getting a job near her, she only teaches about 2 hours then comes home, no place will hire someone with that strict of a schedule, i know this for a fact.

The area where i live has a ton of kids my age, so getting a job is extremely difficult, the people with the most time and most flexible schedules get them. Or even more common now the 50 year old Mexicans get them. :smile:

Well walking ten miles through the thick snow, at night would not be just a quick walk, that could take me hours. As for running, well if you can run 10 miles straight through knee deep snow i commend you, but the most i can run without stopping is like 2 miles on my best days. :smile: