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unholy fucking shit

I assume you will be traveling to Germany to help the police catch the rapists, because after all

Of course, I am packing my lagguage right now.
Will you be there too?

No i am too busy right now, I’m petitioning my government to send 60,000 U.S troops to Canada, in case they are invaded by Mexico for their bacon.

After that i shall sit around a campfire and sing peace songs, then open my doors to Jose and all 500 of his cousins to come live with me.

Maybe then i will travel to Washington D.C and piss on the founding fathers graves, because they were pricks.

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The fuck.

11% of British Muslims believe suicide bombings against the police can be justified.
https://web.archive.org/web/20060226021802/http://www.populuslimited.com/pdf/2006_02_07_times.pdf#page=48

10% of Muslim students in the UK would not report a fellow Muslim planning terrorism to the police.
http://web.archive.org/web/20060510191210/http://www.fosis.org.uk/sac/FullReport.pdf#page=36

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#CHILDRENSCRUSADE2016

SECOND CHILDREN’S CRUSADE
December 12, 2016

The Children’s Crusade was a Crusade by adolescent European Christians to expel Saracens from the Holy Land that took place in 1212. A boy began preaching in central Europe claiming that Jesus had told him to lead a Crusade to peacefully convert Saracens into Christianity. Through a series of supposed portents and miracles he accumulated a large force, estimated at 30,000 children. He marched his followers into Italy, believing that the sea would slit in two when they arrived, so that him and his followers could march directly to Jerusalem, but this did not happen. Two merchants, Hugh the Iron and William of Posqueres, gave free passage on boats to the children, but the merchants had actually either taken them to Tunisia and sold them as slaves to Barbarossa slavers, or they died in a shipwreck.

Now, on they 805rd anniversary of the ill-fated Crusade, a second one has been organized. This Second Children’s Crusade plans to fly thousands of armed children into Syria, to continue the legacy of peacefully converting Saracens into Christianity. Only instead of peacefully converting it will be violently converting, instead of Saracens it will be ISIS, and instead of converting them into Christians they will be converting them into dead people. They will be sent to fight ISIS.

This has stirred a large controversy over age rights. One camp claims that it is a injustice to children to fight and die in an adult’s war against ISIS. The other camp claims that it is an injustice to children to deny them the right to build character by fighting on Crusade.

Pope Francis has expressed his distaste for this event, and by “distaste” we mean he started crying. Meanwhile, the Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew I, was overjoyed at the news.

The Crusade will officially begin on December the 12th, 2016, in honor of the First Children’s Crusade. The Children will board many Lockheed C-130 Hercules planes, and will be flown into Syria where they will parachute unto many tactical positions and immediately begin their Blitzkrieg. Experts say “There is very little chance of them being sold as slaves this time, we’re pretty sure. It will probably go down better then the first Children’s Crusade did.”

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Those numbers are even higher in France.

Pure gold. :smile:

Trending hashtag.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rapefugees?src=hash

Well, it is an accurate one.

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When ever i see videos like that, i feel so lucky i live in a country that allows me to arm myself, i’m willing to bet you get the same feeling.

I think that most of my GF’s reluctance about CCing has been wiped out by this.

Too bad that we won’t have time before mid February to go to her hometown to pick up her new CC license.

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BTW I am completely unable to find anyone with Ruger LCR who would let us shoot it at range before buying it.

I hope it will live up to its reputation.

Soon two out of three guns we have in home will be US made. (I’d really prefer CZ 75 RAMI D if they had single stack version, but since there is none, Kahr was the best option).

Where would Czech made AR15 fall? Is that more Czech or more American gun?

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Well I’m not sure if the U.S taking any more “refugees” in or how many. Many states have out right refused to take any, that is good for them, but bad for states like mine who are accepting them. This means if we do take more in my state will get even more.

We have now program in place that aims at “evacuation” of christian refugees from Iraq and Jordan…

Glad you finally came to the hard realization.

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Well, unless it was modified by Czechs i would assume it would be more American. Stock Ars made over here are kinda crappy, they have pencil barrels that overheat really quickly, so most people now a days are putting their own together like my Father did.

Are just stock normal Ars low quality over there?

It was a joke in case you didn’t realize that. They were great men, who wanted to keep their newly formed nation out of foreign wars and conflicts.

I think you’re just jealous the founders of your nation weren’t as cool.