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#901

I am failing right now epically in making a mixture of fried potatoes and scrambled eggs with cheese. My cooking skills are almost so bad that I think I should live somewhere far from civilisation on an island. Together with all the other people who fail badly at cooking…

EDIT:
…maybe I should burn it, this could make it better?

EDIT2:
Why? Why do I do this?

EDIT3:
I have a second pillow, maybe I can exchange the filling of my pillow with my “meal”, will be definitely tastier.

EDIT4:
I am crying a bit right now… fuck this shit, I go and buy a beer.

#902

dont you have a significant other for cooking ? i dont think i even know how to turn my cooker on :smile:

#903

Yes, I have a girlfriend, she know how to cook very well, but she is in germany right now. Normally I go to a restaurant when I am alone, but this time I tried to do it on my own in the kitchen. Bad Idea, I must be a madman…

…I am a little bit worried that i accidently invoked obscure demons while trying to prepare some lunch. I am not sure if this thing in my pan is still some “meal” or already a direct portal to hell. So if the doomsday has come, sorry, my fault…

#904

How can you be a community manager if you cannot even manage your food?

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#905

I won my job in a contest at the community party on gamescom last year.
First place in pig-throwing. :pig2:
That was fun!

How about you? :slight_smile:

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#906

I actually drank my way into the company.

I suppose, if it wasnt for beer I would be writing some train manual just now.

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#907

:smirk: :wink:

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#908

That’s not what @TobiTobsen told us :wink:

Fucking good on your knees I hear

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#909

You have to compensate it somehow if you are bad in the kitchen…

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#910

:joy: :joy:

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#911

The moment I saw @ProkyBrambora in his dress I knew he swallowed

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#912

FUCKING PATHETIC SCRUB

I NEED A LIFE

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#913

The Plot thickens

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#914

TRIGGERD LEVEL OVER 9000

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#915

Lol I do not know if he was a pussy and realized he had no argument and deleted his post and the whole thread with it, or if game spot killed it either way the posts are gone from the video.

#916

Sometimes a simple no u, works wonders where a well thought out argument fails.

PS i now know what you look like.

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#917

The dude went full retard really quickly I honestly was trying to have a legitimate discussion.

#918

@TheDivineInfidel

I don’t know what’s more annoying about John Oliver, the fact he pretends to be an intellectual, or the fact that people actually listen to him.

#919

Can’t fucking breathe :smile:

#920

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/god-will-finish-the-job-texas-pastor-prays-for-injured-orlando-survivors-to-die/

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