Troll cave II

they also have wing mirrors on the IFV’s so they can watch the battle unfold behind them as they drive in the opposite direction , white flags flying screaming “viva la france !”

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I’m always confused as to why the French act so arrogant, when their history at least the last 100 years of it is surrendering and being bailed out by other countries. I was watching a ww1 documentary a little while back, and i almost couldn’t believe my ears when it said the French were refusing to fight the Germans for decent amount of time, and defend their nation, but the British kept on fighting for them. :smile:

HAHAHAHA WORST ADVICE EVER THOSE MOVIES GIVE PEOPLE CANCER!

(a non capitalized word)

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Oh please Mcwonderbeast, or should i say comrade Dmitri. I got you all figured you commie son of a bitch, you just hate America and all its freedom, those movies being a prime example of America values, it’s natural for a commie son of a bitch to hate them.

You best watch it, or i will run down in my pick-up truck, and then fill your commie son of a bitch ass with buck shot. Those movies cure cancer, if you’re a god fearing freedom loving American, which you clearly aren’t you commie son of a bitch.

You rednecks should stick to racing your tractors.

Your terrible at insults.

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Is it true you lost your virginty to your sister ??

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i kinda feel that in our godless land of Bohemia where mead and beer is aplenty, we have more freedom than in the USA full of liberal and progressive students, transgender, pansexual, squirrelkin and god knows what the hell more individuals.

The Story behind my username is, that DrFusselpulli was a fictional character I made up in my childhood. I was maybe 12 or 13 as I created him, and I was writing short stories about the adventures of Dr.Fusselpulli. He was an everyday life adventurer, a bit a mixture of Mr.Bean and Lesli Nielsen from the Naked Gun. The stories were about him having breakfast, his way to the work in the morning, go shopping and stuff like this.

There was one time this stories were helping me in real life, as I remembered a situation from the stories.
I was at a grocery story as I had to pee quite urgend. In the entrance there was a little booth for some special cheese, and I was asking very polite: “Excuse me Madam, where do I find the restroom for customers?” And the saleswoman answered in a rude way? “What?! Restroom for customers? We don´t have such nonsense.” At this moment I had to think about what Dr.Fusselpulli had done in this situation, and I replied, again very calm and polite: "Thank you nevertheless. In this case I just will have a look for a quite corner between the imported bananas and the skimmed milk. However I have another question, will I find some toilet paper in the household goods department?"
The woman stared at me, and I nearly was able to see her thoughts: “What the heck? Who is this punk? In the end this guy will be serious, and he will shit somewhere here in the store. Who will have to clean it up? The old hag from the cheese both at the entrance. Fuck! Thats me… god damnit!” I had to wait for several seconds until she replied: “Please follow me…” And she was bringing me to the staff lavatory. Clearly a win!

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No i lost it to my sisters horse.

Wow you forget to represent me ( i sexually identify as an attack helicopter) you racist shit lord. What is it with you Russians.

dunno but no indian can be attack helicopter, so get back to your vigvam pleb.

Have you ever heard of the Apache attack helicopter? Russkie scrub, ill scalp you.

sclap me? how you are Attack Helicopter, or so you say.
And as far as I know attack helicopters dont scalp people.

I have giant fucking rotating blades, that i had installed by a surgeon. I could scalp you with one twirl of my beautiful rotors.

yea, you could smash my had into pieces but scalping? i think you would need some more delicate tools.

Nyet comrade Proky, my blades are swift, deadly, and accurate.

yet it cannot compare to our first garede soviet blades of reinforced concrete.

Bigger, stronger, better

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And what is about the RAH-66 Comanche? Isn´t that indian too? Attack helicopters can be damn sexy, no wonder some people does indentify themself with this awesome machines.

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i indetify with a porcelan toilet.
because i am so fragile and full of shit

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Good to see you aren’t a heliophobe, unlike @ProkyBrambora.

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