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The british gurkhas did something similar in Afghanistan i
the afghans often get very interested in the gurkhas as they speak a similar language therefore can openly talk to eachother so they become quite puzzled as to why they serve in the british army and where they come from . so one such compnay was sharing a patrol base with some ANP (afgan national police ) and it was around the time where alot of green on blue attacks were happening so tension naturally was quite high amongst these patrol base setups involving joint operations .
anyway the gurkhas were sitting down one evening preparing dinner and they had their Kukri’s out (their special knifes ) as they bought a lamb from the locals to kill and make a curry with . the ANP struck up a conversation with them and their history in the british army and the knife etc . so the gurkhas told them how they used to be sent into areas that were opposing british rule and execute people with their knifes (this is true ) and that the knife could take a mans head off with a single swipe . As they said it one of the gurkhas took the lambs head of with a single cut of its throat . took the head clean off no hassle .
apparently these afgans looked completed fucking scared and didnt utter another word the entire deployment 
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I actually have a lot of faith in that plane now, especially after i learned the main critic was full of shit and was completely unqualified to criticise the f-35.
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the queen has just broadcasted the following
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your current-ish Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
- The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).
- Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ‘‘like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u’’ and the elimination of ‘-ize.’
- July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.Enjoy the rest of today.
- You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.
- Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
- All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
- The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
- You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
- The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
- Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
- You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
- Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13… You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
- An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
- Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save Our Queen!
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How did she destroy him?
Haha the reporter who claimed to have gotten ptsd from firing an Ar-15 received a tampon holster from some gun manufacturers.
The big pussy is proud of it to!
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I had vz.26/BREN in my hands today (didn’t shoot it) and couldn’t believe how light it felt. I surely would not rate it as 10 kgs.
ZB 53/Besa, on the other hand, is one heavy motherfucker.
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Watching this Anton Sterling shooting, it’s so sad that in 2016 we still have such horrid and radical racism in a country that is supposed to be so advanced. Black people should not be scared of walking down the street because a police officer someone who is paid to protect them, could kill them… A country where the racist are given guns and are encouraged to use them at their will. Black people are not animals we are not aliens, nor are we some weird creature. We are human beings, we are beautiful, we breathe the same air, but why are we treated differently? Why are we still being murdered for no reason? Why are we still being targeted because of the lifestyle we live when most of these lifestyles are forced upon us by media and government… It’s becoming a norm to scroll down Facebook and see a brother get shot by some pig in a black uniform… When will we rise up and take back what is rightfully ours? Life! But I’m afraid Anton Sterling doesn’t have that chance anymore… R.I.P. Brother… And may God deal with the pigs! Hurts my heart to see this stuff! #BlackLivesMatter
so logged on to facebook and see this status from someone on my friends list …think im going to scream straight away missing the issue and turning this into a big racial issue when its not
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Have you watched the video?
Anyone who is a member of black lives matter should be dismissed as quickly as anyone who is a member of the KKK.
a very sad event however there is no evidence to support the view that he was shot based on the colour of his skin . his skin colour is completely irrelevant as it should be in every aspect of life in this day and age . a man has been killed by police thats all that matters now it needs to be investigated and the officer charged if its deemed to be an unjustifiable killing . the media is very good at separating people based on skin colour . "white police officer shoots black man " . why is either of the individuals skin colours even relevant .
my typed out comment …do i post it
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i have . personally i dont think there was a need to kill him but ive only seen it from one angle