When i’m bored

Slaying all the Pirkstein’s guard…

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I go around and knock people out and steal their pants.

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Try jousting at Rattay on horseback, you’ll be surprised at the results.

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when I was younger my friend told me about Morrowind. I didnt really get it so I just ran around and killed people and took their shoes…I forever called that game Steal the Shoes cuz that’s all I ever did for the longest time lol

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@DantedellaBroadway lol :joy:

@LordJulian i’ll try mate. Thanks!

How do you joust? I didn’t know that was even a possibility. Very curious now.

I use a sword and went stabby stabby at everyone, suprisingly it’s far more effective than slashing, and I’m leaving body counts around the streets without the guards even laying a finger on me.

Maybe polearms work better if you get those polearm mods.

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This is the best way for leveling up. Sometimes bounty icon or jail icon near the compass didn’t appear. Just like in my case above, the other soldiers just came searching the killer.

@WernerWolff One by one? Or let them gather around? Do they respawn?

There’s a Sasau monastery guard; he has Polish cuirass that I’ve taken a shine to. Do I really need to stealth KO and steal? Or, can I snuff ‘em all out and they’ll come back?

Doesn’t make sense to me but stabbing with ceremonial mace seems more disabling than other attacks

Cause of the pcgamer piece about stolen shoes (quite funny), stealing shoes have been the biggest joke around our house when touristing locales…

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Speaking of shoes…if you for some reason dont have a pair of the Fashionable Slippers I highly suggest you get yourself a pair. Top notch

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Did he smile?! o.0
Unbenannt

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I killed them one by one, but that guard keep coming to me endlessly. I think the guard is respawn.

You can stealth kill a guard & steal their armour, but be carefull for witnesses. You can get a bounty or jail icon.

I find it an amusing pastime to put various mind-altering potions in tavern cocking pots. Not poison, that’s too boring and you might kill an NPC you need later.

Dear developers your game is a fkn mess so I bought this game as I had high hopes an was really excited to play a game set in the middle ages

With realistic combat and engaging story and character development which u have delivered on

But why the fk would u even think of releaseing the game in such a buggy mess

To start with during the first few hours I was asked to remove my boots before retireing to bed and as a matter of roll playing I did as requested to wake up an find that all my clothing had disappeared so spent the next few hours running around talmburg in my underwear

Eventually being kicked out for knocking out a guard

The game continued an a few glitches an bugs an quests failing were present but didn’t hamper my enjoyment of the game

Such as people with no heads legs or unable to remember thair dialogue

I then met a priest Godwin who didn’t like me washing my face after getting drunk with him the night before an rideing the local wench so again the quest failed

So I continued on my way an got locked in a few invisible walls am sure this game said that it didn’t include any magic an went back to talmburg to copulate with the dutchess however when I arrived the security at the gate just ignored me and wouldn’t let me re-enter the castle keep My opinion he needs sacking

So I desided to try an re-enter the castle by rideing my horse over the open draw bridge which eventually worked I think that this glitch needs sorting out as it’s immersion breaking

After being rejuvenated I set of again on my quest of redemption an was part way through the monastery and had adered to all thair rules and regulations whilst I was in the house of God and then went to bed some how whilst I had been asleep I had time traveled back to Rattay to the mill what was this I thought to my self the forbidden teaching of the occult no just another fkn bug an now as a result of this meddling I am unable to progress further into the lands of bohemia

Please I have played games for over 30 years an have never experienced such a wonderful but hsitnuc game I payed hard earned cash an expected this game to at least function please if u have a heart could u fix this game so I can complete Hennrys journey xxx