Why is it this is the first thing that came to mind on reading this subject:
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I don’t understand…
Kojima’s horse can poop freely and officially on big screens at Gamescom and here, on forum for video game that claims its wish to bring historic reality to video game ( including horses, right?!) you want to close it?
Or why the headbob topic can be freely discussed, but this topic gets almost immediate ban?! Even if it might be really not needed in the game?!
Why so squeamish??? POOP!!!
If they do poop imma scratch off my plans of mass murder in the game for a bit and just go around covering every person in game and i mean every single person in horse poop. If i have to ill bring my horse into the castle to poop on the king, or i may just snatch up a big fat one and throw it.
Ps dried horse manure can be used as fuel for a fire or a ember holder as can any herbivore animal’s(supposedly it also wards off mosquitoes when burnt) . So that might be a use for it
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That’s the spirit!!!
Fire about to die? Your lord wont let u cut wood? Worry no more feed your horse our new extreme laxative! Viola in a mere 12hrs you can have fuel for your fire!
Warning: may cause extreme harm to the horse. May cause your neighbors to burn down your hovel due to extreme amounts of manure spillage on thier persons. Your horse may develop homosexual tendencies.
As I just wrote, I don’t want to close it, I just want to know if the community wants to have it closed as the first comments on that subject were not working as you might have expected. The way Kojima provided that feature in that scene was just like a funny moment. Also the way he made that jeep “disappear” was more of a joke than actual realism. So I’m wondering if you’re trying to be as funny as Kojima and emphasise more on that certain joke than he did or if you seriously want to know more about the possible use of manure in the game.
If someone has good ideas, I’m welcoming them to join the conversation. But I don’t want to see those red flags in the upper right corner flashing all the time because the discussion consists of verbal diarrhea. So instead of acting like a uber mighty moderator making topics disappear, I’m offering the community an option and you are also part of the community, which means you have a chance to make a change as @Flashfire got to let you know in his first comment about the topic.
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wasn’t it mentioned horses will poop? or maybe i’m conflating things. to be honest, the pooping in mgs5 seems gimmicky. like a “hahaha” feature with stupid gameplay mechanics(make cars spin out. wtf)
What question comes next? Are there gay animals? Do all npc real poo to? Will be a Timetravel maschine there?
Wenn i read the forum s toppics i must shake my head and cant belive some of the questions.
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I’m with you!
This is a very good idea! And I have a another possibility with the poop, it can say something like if the animals is near the zone or very far, what animal is etc etc that’s a important information for the hunters, no?
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Dont we have any other topics to discuss anymore?!
I think time for alpha has come so we have new things to talk about.
and to answer this topic: I dont think we need to get this far in terms of realism.
But will the horse need to eat something? That may be a more interesting question.
Without eating first it wont be able to poop
In my opinion the horse should have stamina but shouldnt feel any hunger. At least you dont have to care about that.
I dont think it would be fun if you have to ride away fast and your horse isnt able to cause its hungry.
Would be nice though if its just eating independently if it is waiting somewhere… and here we are again… will it poop?!
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You do not hunt so often, I think. If hunters would chase farts, mankind would become extinct. 
Animal scat particularly fresh ones are the best indication there is a animal in the area…
And @pagerocker since im lazy i dont want to make another post: you sir are ignorant there are homosexual animals in the world, Humans included.
P.s i dont think your pray the gay away campaign will work.
I talk only about a rpg! I Dont care about gay , poo, fart and Other Stuff in a GAME.
THEASE things Are the last for me i need in a GAME.
So dont say that iam ignorant about this things.
I make a Differenz between reallife And a pc game.
Maybe this can be funny in a GAME But first prior should be the mainstuff in a rpg and not such things.
And i have gays at work and in the suroundings of my friends.and i DONT have a Problem with anybody…
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The real question is if Moorish horses that poop that do not have a sword as their first weapon can betray their king and start a cross species Horse-Donkey relationship.
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You forgot to mention the head-bob, head bobbing is also crutial to anything realistic!
And horseshoe replacement.
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And tails swatting at flies. Can’t forget that.
not really, since most animals have built in gyroscopic processing in their brains. it’s pretty crazy on owls
well u see poop is important to me hell i bought duke nukem just to fling poo around the bathroom…
If Warhorse has the resources to spend on such a feature, sure, why not. If not, well, let them worry about the important stuff and community will take care of the manure. I’ve had fun searching for that shit.
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