Own a castle? Why just castle? Why not a planet?

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#1

So, Warhorse has specified that the game is going to take place on 9 square miles. But there’s no mention of how high is the gameplay area going to extend! So, here’s a suggestion: Henry the Blacksmith should use his out of body powers to embody a mouse on a planet that’s thousands of light years away from our 9 square miles of Earth, which, due to planet’s curvation, encompasses an entire solar system and more.

Whenever Henry goes to sleep, he would control the mouse to build up fleets of space ships and battle other organisms on the other planets, like Vogons, Fishers and Moors, in a third-person - nay, top-down! - multiplayer addition to KC: D with optional coop. It’s even totally realistic 'cause you can’t prove there wasn’t Henry the blacksmith who controlled fleets of spaceships in a different solar system. To keep the theme, the part of manual describing this feature would have ‘DON’T PANIC’ printed in big, red letters.

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#2

Thank you, I wanted to suggest it my self, but you outrun me. This is exactly what the game needs!

#3

Ehmm yeah… Have you been smoking a lot of it lately? :smile:

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#4

Holy shit! This is such a good idea. I’m already completely immersed in the game, because it’s going to be good. I just hope I wont have to use my stupid controller. I’d much rather use my iPhone and Kinect.

#5

:smile: and where is the Shop of there’s the stuff you smoke

#6

YES! Finally a game designed by the demands of forum posts! This is what the world needs. Video Game Anarchy!

Wait - There will be dragons right? There has to be dragons…

#7

Obviously, due to the sheer complexity of such gameplay, to control it properly you need mouse, keyboard, controller, joystick and at least two touch devices, combined with Oculus Rift. That’s so you can literally immerse yourself in the control perripherals - after all, the game is all about immersion.

Nah, dragons have already been dismissed by Warhorse. The game will however contain dinosaurs shooting lasers out of their eyes. That’s realistic because it’s awesome.

I’m sad to disappoint you but I’m just hyped on coffee and have to do a lot of work. So far I have bought C’n’C complete collection, played Command and Conquer 4, played Red Alert 2 to ged rid of bitterness, bought Crysis 3 'cause it’ll take ages for it drop to 10 EUR again, continually refreshed various discussion boards and didn’t do a slightest bit of the work I’m supposed to do.

Red Alert 2 aged really, really well tho. That game is awesome. And I’m glad I got the soundtracks as well.

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#8

[quote=“Fenixp, post:1, topic:14460, full:true”]the part of manual … ‘DON’T PANIC’ printed in big, red letters.
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Why not in-game like this:

Also, it would be cool if the mouse could morph into some crazy ass alien mutant.
No, better yet, the mouse morphs into two crazy ass alien mutants! And to increase immersion you have to control them both simultaneously, one in 1st-person, the other one in 3rd-person. One speaks Czech, the other one Chinese backwards. :smiley:

Every additional co-op player has to control one character more than the previous one.
This means: 2nd player controls 3 mutants, 3rd player 4 mutants, … :thumbsup:

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#9

Yes! Reassuring don’t panic signs attacking you from all directions, making your brain explode due to the paradox. This part would obviously be controlled via the iPhone.

#10

Lol. Sounds a lot like my day. I’m scared of my own hype right now.

#11

Chinese puh, let him speak Czech backwards and the other one Finnish :smiley:

now that’s a real mix

#12

Good point.

Is it OK if I call the dinosaurs Space Dragons?

and @Cerberus, brilliant! The final boss battle should be top down view against 42 giant don’t panic signs with all co-op players controlling one character through alternating keyboard commands typed in random languages (backwards) as the rest of the crazy ass alien-mutant-former-mice return to Henry’s village masquerading as normal mice (for realism).

#13

and the mice nickname is 42, right :wink:

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#14

Sounds like argumentum ad ignorantiam, which ironically can itself seen as argumentum verbosium. In other news, yes Red Alert 2 is still a damn good game, cheesy interludes and all. I do would be tired of hanging out in Canada.

#15

Now this is an idea I can support!

#16

Nah, I have concluded all of that stuff via scientific method.

#17

Use of a method does not automatically entail the authority it presumes. :smiley:

#18

Lol, welcome to the internet. Silly topics being debated in a serious way.

#19

It’s been peer reviewed. About 3 peers in here reviewed it and they seem to be fine with my findings!

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#20

it’s a parody of those threads asking for jewish moor peasants building castles

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