What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy scouts came back home from camp.
What happens when a Jew with a erection runs into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Did you hear about The Great Jewdini? They say that he can escape any oven! ( I made this one)
More where that came from. And keep in mind my other half is Irish, so I got plenty of Irish jokes too 
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What? Jesse Eisenberg is a very talented actor. You must not have seen Holy Rollers or The Education of Charlie Banks or perhaps any of his movies that weren’t mainstream. I think he is going to do a great job with young Lex, now had they gone for a more advanced storyline (Lex already went crazy lost his hair and hell bent on power) then they would have picked the wrong guy, but for establishing back story I think he is going to do well.
I was hesitant and annoyed that they picked Ben but after seeing the trailer im convinced he can do it at this point its about whether or not the writers but together a solid story.
Ahem.
The Kryptonite Super Suit.
Even without a super suit it only takes a single particle of Kryptonite to turn Superman into a lil bitch. Even minute exposure disables all of his powers and turns him into a damsel in distress fainting all over the place.
If they don’t have an air force, then i doubt their keeping up their agreement for the 2% spent on military spending.
If countries aren’t going to even keep a proper military then they should just be left out of NATO.
I never said he wasn’t, i just said i don’t think he’d make a good Lex Luther. I actually started laughing when i saw his parts in the trailer.
But hey everyone was skeptical about Heath Ledger being the joker, but he was probably the best joker ever. I tend to keep my expectations low, for movies and games so then i enjoy them even more when they’re good.
Ah yes forgot about that part. Wonder where it came from though.
Not really, there’s been plenty of times superman has been affected by Kryptonite and still fought on. Like when the green arrow shot him with a Kryptonite arrow and he still almost killed Batman.
And he could kill Batman before he even got close enough for the Kryptonite to have an affect on him. I just think putting Batman up against Superman in a fight is kinda dumb.
This bitch is so fucking annoying and unprofessional.
Just goes to show idiots aren’t confined to America 
I agree. She is the walking stereotype of how Europeans imagine Americans. Fuck, man, we have dozens of thousands of American tourists n earyl 20s on Prague streets and they are all walking stereotypes. It is unbelievable. All those “and I’m like this and she’s like telling me to that” with that affected voice.
Also, nice featuring of Czech soldiers on land rovers. Too bad they didn’t take these gunships into the training
They are saying that they never had any problems when the patrols included a couple of these 
Yea i was watching that the other day . Silly bitch taking selfies at the border
Wouldn’t want to be in that . No IED protection on the bottom from the looks of it . Be a coke can in no time
QUICK MAN THE DEFENCES RUSSIA IS INVADING !!
I hate tourists with a passion, so i know how you feel. They are always the worst kinds of people. They’re especially bad when you’re trying to fish and they start screaming and throwing rocks in the water, they demand to see your fish to take pictures.
I had tourists shove me in a stream when i was seven. My brothers and father were fishing and i was holding the fish bag. The fucking tourists from pushed me in trying to see the fish and then started taking them out of the bag to take pictures.
When ever some politician says socialism doesn’t work here, they are shamed in the media, every one calls them an idiot, ect. The younger generations in this country are easily fooled and actually think communism and socialism work and are fantastic things. They actually think that they were robbed of a rich life because there’s wealthy people. If they only would spend their time working hard instead of blaming the rich.
It’s very disturbing.
I also noticed, that a bunch of idiots cite China as doing well in the comments. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? Why in gods name do people think China is this paradise super power. It is very very far from it.
At current prices, it would cost around £6bn to buy the 72 F-35s that Britain’s two aircraft carriers are designed to hold – which is roughly the cost of the carriers themselves
Jesus Christ
apparently we are planning to purchase around 131 of them . waste of money if the rumours about them breaking down are true . they make the russian tank breaking down on the parade look like nothing more than an oil leak
Yes they’ve gotten very poor reviews. How ever the A-10 was almost rejected by the U.S military and the pilots didn’t like it originally.
But more than likely the f-35 is shit
yes true but that wasnt anywhere near as expensive . but we will see .
my biggest worry is though , our carriers dont have catapult systems much to most peoples disamay they were removed off the carriers plans after we changed from the conventional take off F35 to the jump jet version .
and with the f35’s delays it looks like we are going to have 2 super carriers with no jets capable of launching from them. As most sources are saying there is no way in hell the F35 will be in operational duties before 2020 , our first carrier is due to enter service in 2018 . Although the US marines have just passed a number of F35s operationally ready . so fingers crossed they will be ready for when our carriers enter service .
Yes that would be rather embarrassing. Aircraft carriers with no aircraft 
That’s just fucked up. He’s 88 years old for gods sake, and the caretaker of his wife. There’s a good chance he will spend the rest of his life in prison, i can’t imagine a person of his age living long in jail.
I mean 2 years in prison for someone with a clean record, a fire arms license and he’s 88 fucking years old.
郭仲哲 1 month ago
競技AB9.{牙痛治療}微量汽油與牙結石溶解
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{郭仲哲{後備軍人}台南縣市西港區圖書館{06}7951840尋人請洽西港警察局.2015年6月15日台南縣市西港區居民郭仲哲編註.研議探討用途}
A1{免疫功能失調微量汽油與結石病治療}.前幾日.腹部悶痛.又像是腰痛.又像是睪丸痛.大小便也異常.情緒變得極不穩定.後來喝了一小口的汽油.配一大杯的溫開水.數小時後.體內腎臟有東西掉到膀胱.沒多久排出一塊將近一公分的結石.然後忽然間所有的身體病痛就消失了.那表示體內器官結石時.會影響身體的內分泌及神經反應.造成免疫功能失調.也就是說許多病症需等到體內結石消失.病症才會好轉.那等於微量汽油能有效的治療許多疾病.
A2.{牙痛治療}.牙痛時.擦拭微量汽油.牙結石溶解後.牙痛就會消失.{很久以前.有次牙齒痛得很難受.於是拿衛生紙沾汽油.擦拭牙痛處.沒多久.牙齒就不痛了.之後發現是微量汽油溶解了牙結石.牙痛才消失.也就是說牙齒不好的人.可能會全部掉光.我自己拔光所有的牙齒.連注射半點麻藥也沒有…}.
A3.許多人經常討論農產品價格.其實那是在田裡工作時.沒有人願意幫忙.而要吃農產品時.群眾道義上要付給產農工資…經常無法呈報工資的東西沒有甚麼價格.譬如說當處理高危險性的廢鐵.無法呈報工資時.廢鐵就賤價.因為這個行業似乎沒存在的必要…
A4.{微量汽油與燙傷治療}曾經恍惚時.用手拿燒紅的鐵.瞬間燙傷.劇痛不已.後來使用汽油擦拭燙傷處.沒多久就不痛了.之後燙傷好轉時.連燙傷的疤也很小.
A5.{微量汽油與外傷治療}.在回收廢鐵時.曾經不小心被大鎚重擊手指.當時整各手指瘀青腫脹.好像骨頭斷裂.擦拭汽油許多時日.手指慢慢能活動了.雖然不是很靈活.但我很知足…
A6.最近家裡常遭小偷.而小偷偷走我整理好的資源回收物及家中的雜物.而經常是利用我家人外出時或深夜入內行竊.於是埋伏數日要抓小偷.終於前天.在深夜2時多.關燈後要睡覺不久.忽然看見一老婦人.入內行竊後要離開.趕緊追出去.叫那老婦人別跑.那老婦人卻一直走.於是我騎摩托車跟隨在後.那婦人從半夜2點走到早上8點不敢回家{體力就像年輕人.可能是化妝成老婦人的竊賊}.我沿路拜託路旁住戶報警卻沒人理會.後來早上8點多在馬路上.攔了一輛西港警局的警車.警員下來卻說.那老婦人有神經病.長期偷我家的那堆東西沒什麼價值性.說要放走竊賊.那是不是說只要偷竊時.被人發現.隨手拿起回收物.辯說是在回收.就沒罪了呢？
A7.{鉛鋅}一名以前囤積廢電池的婦人對我說.黃金是用整各電池燒出來的.但是她看不懂以前燒電池熔黃金的人目前在做什麼？那婦人早期囤積的手電筒電池看起來就像是一座小山.她說黃金的價格是因為電池能反覆使用及比照醫生診斷病人的收費方式…{許多人抱怨說.資源回收的價格暴跌.而有人說那是區域公所賣資源回收之後.帶隊到色情酒店消費被認出.而買家拒絕給款的.早期到色情酒店消費的客人多數是拿敲工地廢鐵變賣所得去消費的}
A8.{廟宇陣頭~馬戲團表演與門票收費}…廟會活動就像是早期山地人一群人去打獵.抓到山豬.回部落時.敲鑼打鼓.通知部落的人來看.然後跳舞慶祝分豬肉.後來有養殖業時.才改三年慶祝一次收成…當然早期抓到山豬的人就跟神一樣.沒得吃叫做餓鬼.廟宇陣頭的構造.就像是馬戲團表演一樣.一個訓獸師.一群被訓練的團隊和一些道具.但是找不到體育場辦活動收門票時.沒甚麼價值性！！{廟宇說每年會開放信徒無利息借款.而為避免借款人逃逸.所以舉辦陣頭活動來牽制借款人的行蹤.當然廟方提供無利息的借款時.借款人參與陣頭活動時.也不能太計較}
A9.{性愛}.時常可在電視上看到有人或國家抬哄性功能.性技巧.排編性姿勢…但是我想如果男女性愛時.性器官緊貼在一起.慢慢移動去拿東西或盥洗.過程中所需換的性姿勢應該比記錄的還多吧!.相信都聽過泡豬籠的故事吧!.內容大概是.夫妻結婚後.丈夫外遇對象多.突顯其妻性能力差.於是其妻為取回家庭地位…在性愛時坐在其夫身上數日不起.此事被男性稱為泡豬籠.早期的性病治療不是很先進.此行為常產生許多後遺症.談談現今的科技.使用微量汽油配合溫開水就能有效的治療許多性病…
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Military Documentary Films 1 month ago
+郭仲哲 appreciate the comment, but english please
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郭仲哲 1 month ago
+Military Documentary Films 是看到有幾個生物.是人沒錯.還有幾架奇怪的飛機.的影片.但是看不懂英文字.你的國家還沒有文字翻譯機嗎?這翻譯拿了很多經費…我在我的國家打字幕.使用我的國家語言…
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Bionic Wave 1 month ago
+郭仲哲 This is only spam. Its about some miracle method to get rid of kidneystones. Absolute BS.
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Military Documentary Films 1 month ago
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Found this comments extremely funny, i have no idea why. They were on a YouTube video about the A-10.
