Troll cave II

Hillary Clinton is accused of having Brain damage, and she responds by declaring war on a cartoon frog.

@DrFusselpulli @McWonderBeast @ProkyBrambora @Blacksmith
My brother got in to the closed alpha for “For honor” and i was able to play it. The minions are completely pointless, you literally just spam click in a crowd of them and they will all be dead at your feet in a matter of seconds.

The three direction blocking system is extremely easy to use (the game has an arrow telling you which direction the attack is coming from, because apparently using your own eyes is too hard), and there are only two kinds of attack, (light, and heavy). In a player vs player fight usually the winner is the person who spams bash to stun and get free hits. The samurai is stupidly op due how fast and damaging their attacks are, and the armor for every class looks like trash. The game modes are quite boring, the one with the minions just involves you capturing points by standing in them.

The classes are shit, the Knight has two, one with a sword the size of a fucking park bench that the game claims is a longsword, and the other with a flail and shield, (when the knight isn’t using the flail the chain is wrapped around his arm, which makes him look like some wanna be biker).

Overall it was a very unimpressive boring game, and i wouldn’t pay 15 dollars for it let alone 60 (what they are charging).
What’s even funnier is the lead dev had the balls to say they had the most “in depth combat system ever”. When in fact it is far more simplistic than Mount&blade, and Chivalry, and doesn’t even come anywhere near to KC:D.

The only thing i will give the game is how well it runs, and the graphics are quite nice as well, but the gameplay is utter shit.

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Oh boy, @TheDivineInfidel can you verify this claim?

I’m reminded of an American general during the U.S civil war, who thought it was cowardly to duck. He was in the middle of chastising his men for ducking confederate fire (they were over a thousand yards away) famously saying “They couldn’t hit an Elephant at this range” a few seconds after saying that he was drilled right below his eye by a bullet and died instantly.

If his claim is true I’m guessing many British officers have met the same fate.

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absolutely . never ducked once my entire career 
honest :wink:

British officers are taught to lead from the front at all times yes . always first off the helicopter and always last on .

I would imagine that is fairly standard though ( at least in NATO).

you would be surprised . alot of officers and sorry to say alot of american officers leave the leading to the sgts and prefer to stay back and command from a more over-viewing position if you like .

all comes down to style of leadership .

this makes me sad.
I did not expect genious combat system but I did though it it might be atleast fun.

Hopefully I will get a chance to try it to see for myself, but if what you are saying is true, I am really dissapointed. (especially at the fact that samurai are OP - such a chliche)

Aren’t Sgts officers though?

You might find it fun, but it’s definitely not worth 60 dollars, and the combat is simplistic crap at best.

No , no they’re not

Lieutenant is the first officer rank .

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Make `merica great again! :smiley:

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@thedivineinfidel

This is extremely entertaining.

Your poor Brexit minister has no idea that there can be no trade deals with individual EU countries.

My work colleague just spent whole week training how to navigate NATO bombers on enemy targets.

I am starting to think about joining the reserve in a year.

you miss understand what he is saying . likely as its written in very short on twitter .
He is not talking about a formal uk-german trade deal . which of course is impossible .

What he is discussing here is negotiating with individual key EU members on details of a greater EU-UK deal . if the EU deal suits Germany and France perfectly they will apply pressure on the smaller nations to accept the uk-EU deal on the table .

What smaller EU nations want is pretty irrelevant . their wishes will make up only small details . whats important is what France and Germany want included in a deal . please them and we have a deal .

does that make sense ?

Three different attacks, two bombings, and a mass stabbing. The guy who was knifing people was shot by an off duty police officer.

The knife guy was asking people if they believed in allah before stabbing them, i wonder if he was one of the “refugees” recently brought it.

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It makes sense in situation when the smaller countries can be overvoted. Not in situation when they have veto power, when they are forming coalition and when they feel they can’t step back without losing national elections. Poland is currently at diplomatic war both with Brussels and Berlin, Slovakia even mounted legal challenge against migration quotas (extremely hostile act in EU politics that happens once in a decade) and Hungary
 well they couldn’t ignore other countries’ wishes more by now.

Merkel is weak at home and Hollande can’t keep his country for a month without bloodshed. EU politics are very different from what they were year and half ago.

Austria is now asking to join Visegrad 4. Without UK, V4 might become counterbalance to France and Germany.

Finally had time to get the new rifle to the range.

The 10.5’’ barrel makes a big bang and a HUGE flash. Otherwise beautiful, completely no recoil. Compared to vz.58 it was as if someone was just popping fireworks, I could do it all day long without worrying about my shoulder.

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in theory the EU is lovely and fair and they all have vetoes . that not true in reality the larger nations will bully the smaller ones into agreeing using financial and political weight .

the smaller nations all love to shout and try to be strong but when push comes to shove they will give in because they cannot afford to not give in .
so expect the british government to be visiting the major capitals .

The Czech ambassador to the UK, Libor Secka, pointed out this was not an “official statement” of the Visegrad countries’ common position on their approach to Brexit negotiations.
He said that while he respected Mr Fico’s opinion, it was for Poland - which holds the Visegrad presidency - to speak on behalf of the group.

already here the larger nations telling the smaller nation Slovakia to pretty much shut up .
you can already see from that laguage poland pretty much speaks for the V4 so polands palms will greased and thats the v4 on board

You know you found the right one when she shoots her new rifle for the first time and refers to burned gunpowder by saying “oh, this smells like Christmas!”

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