Ondřej “Bít’a” Bittner was born in Prague and joined Warhorse Studios team shortly after the Kickstarter campaign in 2014. He is part of the design team and therefore he is responsible for writing the story for Kingdom Come: Deliverance, designing quests and writing dialogues. Meet the star of our ARMOR & RPG video.
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1) Where can we usually find you lurking in the holy halls of Warhorse?
Cursing at the coffee machine in the kitchen! That damn thing always wants to refill coffee beans, water or to clean up. If there is a robot uprising our coffee machine will be their leader.
2) How did you hear about Warhorse? How did you join?
A friend of mine, who is studying history at Charles University heard about the game and checked up Warhorse website. Position were open for designers so we applied. Then I waited for a long time before I heard back from Warhorse. Then we talked in autumn 2013 and I joined the team shortly after kickstarter in 2014.
3) Ever worked on videogames before?
I actually never worked in a video game industry. The only experience with designing games root from my very old passion for pen and paper rpgs. Later I got into larping scene and created few larps. So when I heard about opportunity to work on a videogame I felt this is finally an option to do what I like and get paid for it
4) Describe your usual day at the studio?
It depends on the development stage. Back in the old days I spent most of the day brainstorming with other designers. Pitching ideas for quests and coming up with crazy features. Then there was a long period of writing, writing and more writing. And today I spent most of the day talking to scripters, playing quests, fixing things, reporting bugs and so on. Also I got my taste of managing translations, and playing other “supportive” roles.
5) What are you currently working on?
I am currently working on a really long quest that involves some underground time. And it turns out that realistic silver mine layout is way more confusing than your regular rpg dungeon. I mean I keep getting lost in it and cannot find a way out. Last time I played the quest I fell in the mining shaft and starved to death
6) What do you like most about Kingdom Come: Deliverance?
Simple. It is different than any other game out there.
7) How, when and with what platform or game did you first get acquainted with videogames?
My cousin’s PC. I was probably 5. I do not know what type it was but if I have to guess I would say it was 386.
8) What was your best/saddest/happiest, most touching video game moment?
When I got my first PC a friend of my dad installed there a few games. But nobody told me how to control them or how to play them and they were of course in English. So every time I figured out something it was a shower of joy. For example, I played countless games of Civilization without the knowledge how to build roads or irrigation.
One time I randomly pressed “R” when my settler was focused. I ran around the house for like ten minutes screaming “I know how to build roads!”. Though life of the offline gaming kid!
8) Which videogame character or figure is the best? Why?
Gordon Freeman and Артём (Artyom) from Metro series. Why? Because they don’t say a word and you still kinda feel like they are alive.
9) Which class, gender, or type do you usually pick?
Male, human and then mage or rogue. I like to surprise my enemies!
10) Which videogame character are you?
Vernon Roche! Or at least I wish
11) Are there any videogames you repeat playing over and over again?
Heroes of might and magic series. I played a lot of that especially 2, 3 and 4. I am seriously addicted to old Transport Tycoon. I played Fallout 1 and 2 multiple times as well as Baldur’s Gate 2. All of these games sticked with me for years.
12) What game have you been really looking forward to but turned out to be a total disappointment?
I am generally not looking forward to games. Last I did it was Witcher 3 and it surely did not disappoint me. But I have big issues with some sequels, like Mass Effect 2 and 3. I played through them but in the middle of the ME2 I got bored, but I kept going because you want to finfish. So playing ME3 was a real test of patience for me.
13) How do you relax after a hard day at work?
I like to sleep mostly. Or to drink beer with friends. These two often combine into an unexpected result.
14) Your favorite movie/book?
Ogniem I mieczem / With fire and sword – the movie. Seriously this 4-hour polish gem is the definition of epic in the eastern Europe. It has everything a man can want. Main hero is a dude of dudes, but he is also a polish noble so you know – HONOR! A love of his life is beautiful and absolutely useless. She is dragged through half of Ukraine by various people but she is always a captive in some sort. It has an old drunkard who can throw chickens as a weapon of choice and can outdrink ANY problem he encounters. A master fencer who can whip his moustache so fast it emits radiation! A gigantic strongman who can wield old rusty greatsword from Grunwald by one hand and is on the quest to behead three pagans in one swing. A sexually confused khan of Crimean tartars and a lots of hussars who are epic, winged and super-lethal unless, you know – bad weather. And of course my favourite – Cossacks. Fearless bunch of madmen who dances into battlehalf-naked and their only concern is to look rude and badass. If you have not already – watch this!
15) What species is your spirit animal?
A purple-dyed crossover between panda and a unicorn. It is called violent pandacorn!
16) Sport is:________?
Rugby! Though game for proper gentleman. I do love to play (though I am still bit afraid) and it is super fun to watch once you got through the shear britishnes of the rules.
17) What’s your guilty pleasure?
“The tribe has spoken.” I will not reveal more out of the fear of public lynching.
18) Do you believe in Aliens?
They are the only explanation why most of the Tumblr exists.
19) What is your kryptonite?
Any cringe compilation on Youtube. I have to really focus on “not jumping from nearest window” to get through them.
20) What is your weakest trait?
Sometimes I am obnoxiously lazy. To the point I think that there could be no lazier person in the time and space continuum.
21) If you could fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck, which would you choose?
Did anyone else forgot their medication today? Or am I reading this wrong? But, what the hell let’s delve into it. When you take it from purely practical perspective a 100 duck sized horses cannot attack you at the same time. There is simply not enough space around you for all of them. Then considering that 100 duck-sized horses have equal mass as a 1 horse-size duck and given that their only way how to harm you is to collide with you a 100 duck-sized horses cannot use all of their mass against you. That is a simple solution to the problem but obviously it is not about that. There are deeper questions we can ask.
So let me ask our readers and spark a discussion because until this issue reaches public frequencies it will burry our minds forever. Here are the underlying questions everyone omits. Why do we fight duck-sized horses and horse-sized ducks? Is our hatred for their kinds an evolutionary property of mankind? Is duckism and horsism a social construct and a post-colonialism issue we have to deal with to keep our democratic society intact? Does it root from our unsatisfied sexual desires? What does bible say about swarms of duck-sized horses? What would Santa do? Can I have more medicine?
22) You have to fight in medieval times… who are you? Which weapon do you choose and why?
For some time I did reenactment of the musketeer in 30th year war. So if I have to pick from the medieval era I would stick with some type of 15th century firearm. These older types are a lot of fun to play with (do not try that at home)!
23) Knights or Samurai?
Are you serious with this one?
24) What was your favorite subject and your most hated one at school? What were your grades in history?
Elementary - I was pretty nerdy so I liked all of them. High school – I liked most of them but I found my secret hatred for Civic education. This is a subject where you learn what are your civic rights and duties (mostly) as a citizen of Czech Republic. And as for grades? I don’t remember them. It is a form of self-censorship because I consider myself to be quite smart but my grades sometimes did not show for it as I refused to learn things I was not interested in. That type of thinking was in reality a decoy planted by my consciousness to hide my super lazy inner me.
25) If you could say something to the fans of Kingdom Come: Deliverance, what would it be?
Read Matthew 6:10!
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